White people are weird. This is not up for debate. It’s a fact. That’s not to say that other ethnicities aren’t weird, because there are weirdos everywhere, but white people are a special kind of weird.
What kind of weird? I’m glad you asked. White people are so weird that today we have a video that’s titled “‘Coming Out’ As A Furry.”
That’s right. A video that instructs you on how to tell your family, friends, and loved ones that you’re a weird motherfucker. Some of you might not know what a furry is. Well, according to Wikipedia, “Furry fandom” is “a subculture interested in fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics.” Yup. Sounds innocuous enough, and it is. It’s just a bunch of grown ass folks getting dressed up like a life sized My Little Pony and, presumably, humping up on each other.
Either way, it’s weird. There’s nothing wrong with being weird, per se, but let’s not pretend like this shit is normal. But there may be one or two of you out there are closeted furries and you need to know how to come out to your parents. If that’s the case, then here’s a video for you.