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This poor, poor child. I really hope that she’s sitting somewhere right now trying to figure out where it all went wrong. But I’m 100% sure shes’ not doing that right now.

I have no idea where to start with this video. Do I talk about the fact that they’re just hosing this young lady down in a parking lot? Or do I talk about that straw hat that she has propped on her head? Perhaps I’ll talk about 90 Proof Records?

Nope. Don’t want to talk about any of that. Know why? Because Shay has some big ass titties, and that’s all that matters. She’s a winner.

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