iEveryone likes to come down on side chicks. while side dudes get to just walk around unscathed. That’s unfair. We’ve put together a list of the best songs by men who decided they wanted to be side dudes. So here are our top side dude songs.
1. Michael Jackson – “Girlfriend”
When looking for the top side dude songs, or top songs about anyone at all, you got to start with the King of Pop. MJ was a side piece on this track. And a creepy blackmailer.
2. Mario – “Let Me Love You”
Just let him love you. Who cares if you have a man?
3. Joe – “If I was Your Man”
Protip: When you’re up against Blair Underwood, you’ll probably lose the girl.
4. Drake – “Marvin’s Room”
Look, Drake is talented. I don’t want to just make fun of him, because that’s easy and at this point making fun of Drake is pretty much bullying. But god damn, this song isn’t even about being a side piece. It’s about saving a woman from a dude she loves. Drizzy Drake ties to blame it on the drinking, but I don’t think it’s the booze. Still, as horrible as this song is, it’s still one of the top side dude songs there is. Kudos Drake, you’re a cuck!
5. DMX – “How’s It Going Down”
You’d never think Earl would be OK with being a side piece, but I also never thought I’d see Earl trying to pretend he’s an FBI agent…
6. Stevie Wonder – “Part Time Lover”
Stevie and Luther on the same track? Who cares if they’re talking about shady nonsense like “we’re strangers by day, lovers by night.” Either she’s married or ugly. But Stevie’s blind. Or is he?
7. Billy Paul – “Me And Mrs. Jones”
8. Pleasure P – “Boyfriend #2”
1/4 of the group that inspired ottoman sexual assault blessed us with a track where he point blank says “I’m boyfriend number 2.” That’s how the song starts. If that doesn’t make you an automatic top side dude song, I don’t know what does.