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IHOP Twerk Session

IHOP Twerk Session

“Pimps are a necessity. Some of these hoes can’t be left to run around all willy-nilly. Somebody might get hurt.” A firend of mine told me this many years ago…

Best Part About Her Dance Routine Is Her Shoes

Best Part About Her Dance Routine Is Her Shoes

I’m assuming this girl is Russian. Why would I assume that? Because all white people are either American, British, or Russian. She looks like she’s drunk of vodka and borscht right…

Thickums Twerks And Does Splits

Thickums Twerks And Does Splits

I recently received some hate mail about the twerk posts. It wasn’t exactly “hate mail” as much as it was “hater” mail. The basic gist of the email was…

Her Left Stroke Just Went Viral

Her Left Stroke Just Went Viral

Sweet Jesus. I wanted to talk bad about this video when I first came across it. I mean, she’s in her backyard twerking. There are sirens and shit in the background. The whole…

Welcome To The World’s Saddest Bikini Car Wash (NSFW)

Welcome To The World’s Saddest Bikini Car Wash (NSFW)

This poor, poor child. I really hope that she’s sitting somewhere right now trying to figure out where it all went wrong. But I’m 100% sure shes’ not doing that…

Two Young Ladies Seek To Answer Centuries Old Question Of “How Ratchet Can We Be?”

Two Young Ladies Seek To Answer Centuries Old Question Of “How Ratchet Can We Be?”

I’ve always thought that when two or more young ladies have a sleep over that they get really, really stupid. In my lizard brain women left alone are either going to turn into…

You’ve Got To Appreciate A Girl Who Puts A Pole In Her Living Room

You’ve Got To Appreciate A Girl Who Puts A Pole In Her Living Room

If a woman has a stripper pole in her living room that can only mean one of one things: She makes videos of herself spinning around on it. This is scientific fact. Ask any female…

Twerk On Top Of Twerk

Twerk On Top Of Twerk

I knew it. Whenever you get three or more black women in a room together this is going to happen. No one can tell me differently. Music + Black Booty= Twerk. It’s math. ¬†And…