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PSA: Jumping Up And Down Ain’t Twerking

Yeah, so my colleague Mr. Duke has taken to posting videos of fair skinned females “twerking.”  This has gone on unchecked for far too long.

Jumping up and down isn’t twerking. It’s just jumping up and down. It doesn’t matter if you’re naked, half naked, have a big ignorant booty or a small compact booty.  Size is irrelevant.  Rhythm is what matters. 13/10 white girls have less than ideal rhythm. That’s science.

Case in point:

These two girls may be doing a lot of things: wearing panties, thinking about who they want to oppress next, building an excellent credit score, fantasizing about boiled chicken and asparagus, etc. But what they’re not doing it twerking. There’s not even music in this one. They’re just showing people they’re less than stellar asses.

I’m all for women being liberated and getting as naked as possible. But, let’s call a spade a spade and a non-twerker a non-twerker.

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