Pole Dancing In A Messy Room [NSFW]

You know what I love? I love when a female neglects all the essential parts of life just to make sure the tramp parts are up to par.  This young lady was like “I could buy a bed and maybe some furniture, but fuck that shit, I need a pole!”

This is the type of female who’s refrigerator has nothing but Wheat Thins and Appletini mix. No judgement. Just stating the facts. Well, a little judgement. Also, in case you were wondering this is definitely NSFW and she may or may not fall at the end. Only one way to find out.

ppletini mix

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