I have no idea why these hoodrats are fighting. I’d like to think it’s over something important like nuclear proliferation or free trade. But I’m pretty sure I’d be wrong.
What I’m not wrong about is that on a fight scale, this is pretty tame. It’s more hair pulling and titty grabbing than anything else. And I’m always here for hair pulling and titty grabbing. Because I’m an American.
NSFW, unless you work at a strip club or plastic surgeon’s office.