I love midgets. It’s well documented amongst my friends. I also love strippers. Not as much as T Pain or Pac Man Jones, but more than the average man. So logic would dictate that I love midget strippers. Logic is god damned right. Here’s a video of midget strippers twerking and dancing and being awesome. It’s clearly NSFW, but only because your boss is a jerk and doesn’t see just how awesome midget strippers are. What a dick.