Man Fights Monkey, Lives To Tell Tale

There you are, just chilling out for a nice ride on your motorcycle. You park it on the side of the road and then to your surprise a monkey decides to commandeer your bike.  What do you do? Throw a shoe at the monkey and then throw hands, obviously.


I’m calling this one a draw.  This guy got off easy. Everyone knows you don’t fuck with a karate monkey.

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