Creepy love letter from God

“Love Letter” From God Proves That God Is Really Creepy

If you’ve ever read the bible you know that God is a pretty weird dude. He’s a voyeur, a rapist, a pederast and a murderer. But that’s not enough. Nope. He’s also really, really creepy.

Some poor soul took different bible verses and stitched them together to create a “A Love Letter to You From Our Father God” and it’s incredible.  Each verse taken on it’s own, or even in context with the other verses that precede and follow, is pretty mundane and standard. However, when they’re all mashed up together you get some real Buffalo Bill shit.

For example, “Delight in me and I will give you the desires of your heart”, “for it is I who gave you those desires,” “I am able to do more for you than you could possibly imagine,” “for I am your greatest encourageer.”

That’s four verses from four different parts of the bible stitched together to make God seem like the neediest of stalkers.  If you got this letter from someone you would file a restraining order.

I tried my damnedest to go to, but alas the site is down. I guess I’ll never be pure now.

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