You think they would have learned after the Hot Dog Pizza. But nope. Pizza Hut is back at it. For a limited time only (OH NOES!!!) you can get a Stuffed Garlic Knots Pizza.
“But what is a Stuffed Garlic Knotts Pizza?” you ask. Aside from being a heart attack in a cardboard box it is described by Pizza Hut as “16 hand-rolled cheese-stuffed garlic knots on the crust of a large pizza, served with one topping and two dipping cups of marinara sauce.” I have serious reservations about this pizza. I also seriously doubt that those garlic knots are really hand rolled.
Run out and get one. But if you do get one, I feel like you should actually run to get it.