16 hand-rolled cheese-stuffed garlic knots on the crust of a large pizza, served with one topping and two dipping cups of marinara sauc

Pizza Hut Is Doing Too Much

You think they would have learned after the Hot Dog Pizza. But nope. Pizza Hut is back at it. For a limited time only (OH NOES!!!) you can get a Stuffed Garlic Knots Pizza.

“But what is a Stuffed Garlic Knotts Pizza?” you ask.  Aside from being a heart attack in a cardboard box it is described by Pizza Hut as “16 hand-rolled cheese-stuffed garlic knots on the crust of a large pizza, served with one topping and two dipping cups of marinara sauce.” I have serious reservations about this pizza. I also seriously doubt that those garlic knots are really hand rolled.

Run out and get one. But if you do get one, I feel like you should actually run to get it.

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