Today is Columbus Day! So let’s celebrate the great explorer.
Nah. I’m fucking with you. Fuck that guy.
Columbus was an incompetent, dickhead murderer and rapist.
So let’s “celebrate” with a short film about a thieving fur trapper who has to use his forked, devil tongue to stave off decapitation at the hands of some indigenous people. Lost Face is based on the Jack London short story of the same name.